The Bush League Critic

Finally, after a week's worth of rampant speculation that George had Kong wobbling -- and his demise was imminent -- Kong breaks his long-standing silence to set the record straight.

From Kong's What the heck's a blog?:

3/13/2011 -- The white, mostly-hairless gorilla had me on the ropes for a bit--I'm not ashamed to admit it. But I battled back and bloodied his lip. I have once again asserted my dominance. My resolve will not slip like that again. Yes, I'm a little embarrassed that I had to resort to actually defecating on his Commodore 64 to gain his full attention, but hey... drastic measures were called for!

(Now where'd I put Fay Wray?)

Mood: Chest pounding.

Thanks for sharing Kong! I always appreciate your no-nonsense style.